the purpose of our birth

People say there is nothing that is a constant in this God's beautiful earth, my grandma repeatedly tells me to be born on this earth is itself just for suffering. But I am sorry, she has not seen the beauty of a girl the way I do, so she does not know anything.

The world consists of Gods, plants, animals and some non living things like rocks, cow dung, politicians, terrorists etc. Since our scientific developments are not up to the level of understanding of what actually matter is made up of, (waves or  particles or strings in 4 dimensions , 16 or paris hilton amount of dimensions) I have not understood about the non living things so I have no qualification to take them into this monumental discussion.

So here we go, the beauty of a girl is an absolute quantity in this world, like the velocity of light. When we learn to admire (this is like adoration-no bad thoughts-you will get past that stage after some hard concentration) the beauty of a girl properly we will learn to let go all of our emotions, say anger, frustration failure and  We will learn to rejoice and then even begin to respect the complexity of God's job.

Trying to understand a girl's beauty is like trying to play FIFA11 once you get a hang of it the you are going to be addicted for life.

Now to understand what am on about ,all you have to do is just sit back and relax,  follow the most beautiful girl according to you and observe how her hair is flowing, how her lips are moving and how her eye lids flap. And then you would realise the purpose of your birth.

So from now on the objective of any boys life should be to find such a girl and admire her. And the objective of any girl is put up as much as make up u got and be pretty all the time.

And thus I have solved one of the major questions unanswered by Prophets and other wise men.

Cheerio.

how to make chicken biryani - simple steps for all

The biryani is the liberator of the common man, the biryani is the gift form the Gods to the wrethched man kind , if megan fox turned into a food item, she would be turned into nothing but a biryani.

A properly made biryani could delight anyone , give meaning to the lives of say ; even a pakistani terrorist..or infact even a politician.
The most important misconception regarding the legendary biryani is that most people premeditate that a high amount of skill is required manufacture the biryani properly. Actually its not, a perfect biryani can be pretty much made by anyone with some organised cooking, (ie) cake-walk for engineers. So I have embarked upon this noble quest to explain to everyone how actually simple it is to prepare this man made miracle.

I have ingeniously sorted out the biryani making process into 4 sexy steps

1. rice preparation
2. chicken marination
3. frying
4. mixing

If you are comfortable with kitchen environment and quite experienced with where all the bowls, plates, knives, choppin boards are kept you can invariably multi-task the first three steps but since I am the world's number one clumsy idiot I always did them one by one.

The texture of the rice is the key to decide how brilliant the biryani is, so it is only wise to give that part undivided attention.

1. Rice Preparation

Wash the rice thoroughly (wash the state government's rice even more thoroughly) and transfer it to a big bowl. How many ever cups of rice you are using add the same amount of water. Heat the combination nicely and observe very very carefully. Just precisely when the individual rice grains start to rise up to the water level one by one and 'dance', as the cooking experts call it, (even I was able to spot that so you guys can easily do it) Immediately stop everything that you are doing and filter that 'quarter' boiled rice to a new bowl. Nothing else needs to be done to the rice.

2. Chicken Marination

Mix the required amount of chopped chicken ,curd, salt, cardamon, cumin, chillies and any other exotic spices you have (or after salt just biryani masala powder would do). The key here is the consistency and thickness of the mixture. You ideally want it to be not very thick and not very fluidy, bang right in the middle is what you should target. Adjust the curd amount to gain control. The other important thing is the continuous sample tasting. Make sure the mixture tastes the exact way you want in this step and that is pretty much the taste you will end up with the final biryani.

3. Frying

Simple step, fry some finely sliced onions, tomatoes if you like with some ginger garlic paste. Stir till the onions are close to golden colour and stop immediately. Use olive oil for great taste as I have discovered. And U can add some of the spices if you like.

4. Mixing

Mix the fried onions with the marinated chicken well, add a touch oil and mix this time. This forms the bottom most layer. Now add the prepared rice on top of this base layer. Add some bay leaves, cashew, raisin, pista and spices if you hare rich. Now tightly cover the container and place it on low- medium heat.

 The water from the chicken will cook the rice and all the flavors from it will be observed by the rice as well.
(Check in between for the rice texture and chicken texture and and water accordingly - not required if done properly)

After about 15-20 minutes the wonderful biryani would be ready. The smell would be a very good indicator. Make good raitha and serve with that.

I think I have covered everything here,

Hope this helps.Cheerio.

anarchy

Why do we have an idiot as a prime minister?, and a shoppin lady as the ruling party head? ..y do we have grandpas in the opposition party.. and stupid coalition parties all around..our government is the stupidest form of any government in this world.
They may all be shouting at each other in the parliament but they are all good buddies workin well together in hiding all their underground money.
They pounce on each other when they are in the ruling side but now,  why cannot anyone simply seem to understand why the list of people maintaining their fat illegal accounts in the Swiss Bank cant be revealed, the answer is simple , not only advani and his mates, but sonia and her children are on the list, may be not directly but through, of course 'relatives'.
Politicians alone seem to have an unusual number of relatives who seem to have lots of property registered.

Everyone knows what is going on but nobody can do anything... wait..can no one..

There is grandma who I believe does nothin but clean the chairs and tables of Rashtrapathi bhavan, our useless president


She has the power to dissolve the lok sabha itself and taking into consideration this massive plundering and atrocities done by all the politicians , why does not she do it?..
The lady when addressing the parliament said that the Government is very concerned, I dont know if she realises , but the f*****g government and its f*****g opposition are the culprits here.

So madam get your act together, If someone is reading this tell me what you think can be done about this.I feel a little relived after writing something like this.
You know its like the 'punching bag' frustration therapy.
Take care everyone.

the basics to attain a six/eight pack

hello,

Training hard is the first priority, eating harder is the next one.

I have got an eight pack and I thought it would be helpful for people who read this to know how exactly it is done.

Training you abs 2-4 times a week is a must, depending on how your body reacts.

fours exercises with four sets each , making sure they cover they cover your upper abs , lower abs and obliques

Exercises

1.Hanging leg raises - 4 sets - 15-20 reps,  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ysNevIv0w
2.Reverse crunch      - 4 sets - 12-15 reps, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDJ-iLyeOow
3.Woodchopper      - 3 sets - 8-10 reps, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAplQXk3dkU
4.normal crunches    -4 sets  - 15-20 reps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1PCW2xubGo

These four workouts helped me a lot and I did some cardio and swimming during the week.
But if you seem to have some fast stored , the cardio-vascular exercises are a must throughout the week.

Note-  the guy in the 3rd video is Scott Herman , his videos in useful are very useful and he seems to be properly built with no steroids. So you guys have a look at that once you feel comfortable with the above 4 exercises and rotate them for freshness.

The next important thing is eating.

the rule is simple, you have to keep track of how much protein carbs and fat you take.

protein - 1-1.5 grams of your body weight in pounds
carbs   - 1.5-2 grams of your body weight in pounds
fat        - 0.3-0.5 grams of your body weight in pounds

That is why the nutritional information behind the box of what every you are buying to eat is so important. It is not very difficult to find out the food type that will suit your needs. You just have to put in a small effort using the google search engine.

I will tell what I ate, boiled egg-whites, each contain about 3 grams, chicken breast is a very good source of protein which I ate a lot, love prawns, green vegetables give you a lot of fibre but are extremely boring, but I did eat quite a few. Subway is a good source of tasty and also healthy food. The nutritional information are on their websites so you should be able to work out how much you can eat. Peanut butter is a good source of protein and healthy fats. Brown bread always is my staple diet. for meats I would switch between turkey, beef and chicken along with some salad would be usual dinner. I'm lucky because I never like rice and I think not eating rice helped me a lot. Kellogs  is what I had every morning, I never get bored with all the several flavours.

Make sure You eat 4-6 meals a day, which could be very difficult to practice practically but the logic is to spread your intake evenly throughout the day since it works better.

Everyone loves fried food, but it is a major no-no for a 6 pack.

There is one good news though, once a week for a meal you can pretty much feast on whatever food you want to kill you cravings and its not a joke. I have tried this and the body seems to react well to such a diet.

Reading Men's Health and Muscle & Fitness magazines would help you a lot, for finding different types of food to suit you.
So if you can follow this consistently you should be able to see results pretty soon.

And depending on your muscle chain you might get a 6 or 8 pack. According to my reading it solely depends on the way the muscles are separated and you cant influence that. Personally 6 pack guys seem to have a broader pack of muscles than the 8 pack guys.

Hope this was helpful.

All the best.

black money

Since I am absolutely frustrated by the current Indian situation, I just wanted to shout about it a bit and relieve my frustration.

Everyone knows there is a lot of black money ,and there are scandals everywhere. Why cant anyone do anything about it??..

because not only the ruling party politicians but the opposition party, all leading business men, that is our home minister, prime minister, sonia gandhi, advani, reliance guys,  etc etc have lots of black money in that Swiss bank.

So , we pay our tax and the money goes to the government treasury and when any government projects are undertaken , the respective minister responsible for the proper distribution of the government money (our tax), gives it to the fraud in excess , for building , say a dam, so that the fraud takes a share, the minister gets share back and in fact all the smaller people involved are paid handsomely so that everyone is happy.

If all the people in the Lok Sabha are thieves then who will question whom? they will keep yelling about useless things and make a mockery of democracy and there is even a bloody channel which shows that live.
The people in Rajya Sabha are plainly too old to care about what is happening to this country. And our constitution is written in such a way that these politicians can keep looting our money and we have to keep watching.

We are the idiots.

Of course next are the bribes but I think they do not make a significant impact on the Swiss black money accumulation, Since it is done by much smaller guys in much smaller amounts(relatively), the sums are usually hidden under the bed, flooring etc.

What are the powers of the president again. I think she is just an useless dummy sitting in the presidential  office.I do not know what rules are but I think there should be something that will allow her to at least question this travesty.

So what can be done.Really I think because these people know exactly how our democratic system works and have made sure everyone responsible is either a culprit himself/herself or paid up so the military intervention is the only option here.
The declaration of emergency is the only way we can have some sensibility knocked back into this incredible country.
Hopefully the military people at least will have some conscience. Again I have heard some stories of them misappropriating lands but I think the higher staff would be more responsible if they were to lead this country to a brighter future.

1500 billion U.S. dollars is a lot of money, they say its 13 times our international debt, all the poor people can be helped and in fact  all of our problems can be solved and still these heartless politicians wont do anything

If anyone is reading this please take this is as a serious message.